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    Friday, October 02, 2009

    Festival needs storage space!

    The storage facility where we keep our walls, pedestals, furniture and everything else that goes into making Seattle Erotic Art Festival happen is closing and evicting all its tenants.

    We need 1,500-2,000 ft2 with easy access for loading. Raw space is fine, but electricity is mandatory. Hoping for less than $0.75/ft2, and we need a lease. Will consider any area within an hour of Seattle Center.

    We are a 501c3 non-profit.

    If you have any leads or ideas, please email seafinfo@gmail.com.

    Friday, September 18, 2009

    Thank you, Grandpa

    I just saw my grandfather for what I believe will be the last time. He has been the most influential male figure in my life.

    A few weeks ago on the phone, my mom said with some hesitation in her voice, "If you'd like to see Grandpa, you should come home soon."

    "How soon?"

    "I don't think he'll be leaving the woods again."

    She meant this literally. My grandparents live in a modest, warmly inviting house nested deep in the woods of middle Michigan. They've lived there now 30+ years, perfectly balancing independence and sociability, capably self-reliant but hosting a steady stream of family visitors from "down below." Until just last year, they themselves always chopped whatever wood they needed to survive the harsh Michigan winter. Their door is always open and the coffee (in an antique percolator, no less) is always hot. Would you like to stay for supper?

    Grandpa, should he surprise everyone and reach his birthday in December, will be 92.

    It's difficult to overstate the influence these two have had on my life. The concrete and cartoons of childhood in the suburbs would, on cherished weekend and holiday outings, fade, replaced by the magic of the forest around Grandma's house.

    I will be forever grateful for time spent this past weekend. I was able to bring my future wife to see their home and experience the summer beauty and simple joy of those woods. But even more significantly, I got to say to my grandfather, "Thank you."

    I've known for a long time that I wanted to say certain things to him, to express gratitude for all the ways he's inspired me and taken care of my family, but I wasn't sure he'd be receptive. He's a man of few words, a generous old Ukrainian with a big heart and an easy laugh, but demonstrative he is not. I expected him to uncomfortably brush off whatever I said or pretend not to hear.

    But he didn't.

    On Sunday, I noticed him sitting alone out in the sun by the barn. Everyone else was taking a summer afternoon nap, but Grandpa was watching deer eat corn he left daily down at the base of the hill. He gestured that I should I pulled up a chair. We sat silently for awhile, soaking up the sun, listening to the low rustle of the breeze through the tall trees while I summoned the courage to say what should have been easy words. I felt tears pushing at the back of my eyes.

    "Grandpa," I croaked out finally, and he looked at me. "Thank you." He raised his eyebrows quizzically. "For this," I gestured around, "For all of it." I gave up trying to stop the tears.

    Grandpa's face lit up with joy and understanding. "Oh, you like it? Mm." He smiled and sat back in his chair. After a long moment, he waxed unexpectedly philosophical. He gave me a knowing look and said, "Well, it was written to be this way from the moment your Grandma and I got married. I hope she likes it, too." With that, he turned contentedly back to the deer.

    I think she does.

    Thank you, Grandpa. Thank you.

    Tuesday, September 08, 2009

    Burning Man


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    Originally uploaded by claytonhibbert

    Last week, I went to Burning Man for the first time with Simone.

    It's not an exaggeration to say that nothing will ever be quite the same again.

    Some pictures up on my Flickr feed.

    Clearly, I continue to be lazy about blogging. Facebook gets the lion's share of my blog-like attentions.

    Friday, August 07, 2009

    Engagement party


    [Good lord, I've been slacking on this blog! I got out of the habit in China, leaning instead on Facebook as an outlet for photos and thoughts.]

    Tonight, Simone and I are hosting a big party. We have many things to celebrate -- our engagement, our new living arrangement, and our return from China.

    Some of our favorite people can't be there tonight, so we will raise a glass in their honor and celebrate with them another time. Meanwhile, we have some partying to do.

    Hope to see you this evening...

    Tuesday, June 23, 2009

    She said, "Of course!"

    Last week on her birthday, I popped the question.
    I'd never in my life done that before. I was remarkably nervous.
    But as soon as the question was out of my mouth, she said, "Of course!"
    Simone and I are now engaged.
    Party to follow. :-D

    Friday, June 12, 2009

    a taste of Chinese government hospitality

    I was going to post the whole saga about renewing my Chinese visa in great detail, but I will summarize. Even the summary is kinda long. Here's what I needed to do:

    - Needed to fill out the form. -- Sure. No problem.
    - Needed to pay ¥940 (about $134). -- Okay.
    - Needed to find a place to take passport photos. -- Hm, I can probably manage that.
    - Needed to open a Chinese bank account. -- What?
    - Needed to deposit US$3000 into the Chinese bank account. -- Um, WTF?
    - Needed to have all of this done within four days. -- Uh oh.

    First of all, let me say that opening a bank account with my limited command of Mandarin felt like an unqualified victory. That goes for locating a place to take passport photos, too. Huzzah!

    However, in accomplishing the above steps, especially in sorting out the wire transfer of funds into the Chinese bank (with a weekend interfering with the timing), my original visa expired.

    Because my visa expired (by one day), I then also needed to visit three different police stations in three different corners of the city -- all of which I had to first, of course, locate. I was instructed to collect five different documents from these stations. At each stop, different clerks and/or officers would argue with each other, and in several cases yell at me, before I could acquire the documents in question. I seldom understood what was happening, but eventually (usually) was given what I needed and sent on my not-so-merry way.

    I also needed to be "interviewed" by an officer in one of the interrogation rooms. This was an actual step in the official process, and was listed on one of the forms. Fortunately, said interview was easy and short. Nonetheless, there was one of those intimidating bright lights off in the corner of this dingy interrogation room -- the kind you see in crime dramas where they are putting the squeeze on some nefarious suspect -- and by this time, it wasn't much of a jump to image that light being pointed down at me.

    It's hard to communicate exactly how frustrating this whole process was. Hiking all over town, never sure if I was doing what I needed and unsure what to ask or where to go -- was an exceedingly lonely.

    I finally got all the documents ready and made a second trip up to the immigration office. The clerk seemed satisfied, in as much as she bound everything up and waved me away. Now, I wait.

    I still have no certainty about getting my $3000 back. It's in an account under my name, yes, but can I just withdraw it before we leave? Will I be able to communicate sufficiently to initiate a wire transfer back to the US? Will I need to withdraw it all of it in cash? Can I get US dollars? (Otherwise, I'm stuck with a pile of Chinese money and the resulting exchange fees.) Ack.

    In short, if you need to renew your visa in China, please plan ahead and be prepared to jump through some interesting hoops. Also, learn some Mandarin. And have a few thousand dollars on hand.

    Seems like it all worked out, in any case. A truly authentic Chinese experience!

    Monday, June 01, 2009

    My first martial arts experience in China

    I'm just returning home from my first lesson at a traditional Beijing kung fu school. Wow.

    After some careful searching online, I located this school and wanted to check it out. I arrived in the general neighborhood, finally found the address, and wandered tentatively into the walled hutong complex. A small old man saw me through a window and came out. He rasped out an inquiry in Mandarin and made shadow boxing gestures. I said, "对!谢谢!" and he waved me down a long narrow alleyway. On emerging, here was the pretty building shown here, nested neatly inside the hutong behind a small cozy courtyard.

    The only person on site when I arrived was a friendly French guy (who I later learned is in Beijing studying Chinese medicine). He confirmed that I was in the right place, and answered some of my questions about the school. The French guy has far better Mandarin than me, and wound up helping quite a bit as I worked to communicate tonight.

    The instructors began arriving. I counted six different teachers, each (as I learned from the French guy) with their own preferred discipline: bagua, taijiquan, Shaolin-style kung fu, and sanda, among others. A few of them asked about my background and so forth. I attempted to answer, mostly to their amusement.

    Amazingly, there were only a few more students than teachers, resulting in an almost 1:1 ratio. This was, admittedly, a little unusual, but I gather that classes aren't typically too much larger than this on any given day.

    The format was as follows: One of the younger teachers took us outside to the courtyard. Typical joint stretching began, followed by running in circles around the courtyard, and some basic calisthenics. After this was a series of short drills, moving back and forth across the grounds doing various kicks and short movement sequences. The instructor seemed pleasantly surprised that I wasn't a total rube (even if I felt like one).

    I was then assigned to one of the Shaolin masters, and spent the next hour drilling one-on-one with him, focusing on energetic grounding during the final few seconds of punch delivery. He didn't speak a word of English, so the entire lesson was taught with a running Mandarin monologue from him, of which I understood maybe 5%. Lessons like this, though, can be communicated fairly effectively with body language, gestures, and the occasional burly punch to the gut.

    I learned later from the French guy that class is somewhat student-directed, and you just have to speak up if you want to study a certain discipline that night. I would have preferred to spend the evening on taijiquan or qigong, so next time I just need to say so.

    All in all, it was a ridiculously awesome experience (Shaolin kung fu in Beijing!!), not to mention a solid workout for the legs.

    Oh, and the class was 80RMB. About $11.
    Yeah.

    I may go back to this place, but I may also work with one of the other instructors that emailed about classes in the local parks.

    On my way home, I wandered south to a different subway station and came upon the Wanfujing shopping district. It's amazing to continue finding entirely new areas in this city that stun and overwhelm the senses. This undiscovered place, Wanfujing, is simply massive and a bit like Times Square. Packed with tourists, surrounded by neon-lit shops, humongous signs for designer shops, restaurants, giant televisions, people in costumes, etc -- but mixed in was assorted ancient (or ancient-looking) beautiful Chinese buildings and asian architecture, giving it a distinctly foreign flavor.  (To cement the Times Square analogy, I was approached by three different women, each of them asking if I wanted to enjoy a nice young girl for "sexual massage." Not tonight, thank you.)

    June 1 in Beijing. Life is good.

    Sunday, May 31, 2009

    The smell of old metal

    I'm sitting in our Beijing apartment, working and listening to some old "highbrow" heavy metal that I haven't played in a long while -- maybe 10 years. Queensrÿche's Operation: Mindcrime.

    I was completely captivated by this album in junior high, and I can see why. It's good. It's also exceedingly cheesy.

    I can observe with perfect lucidity (silent lucidity, even) that parts of the story in this concept album inspired certain tragically heroic, fatally doomed romantic notions that I held onto even into adult life. It's fascinating. I'm sure this is true of other music that my gothy little self poured into my ears (The Cure, anyone?), but it's uniquely obvious in something that I haven't listened to in so long -- particularly since this album is story- and character-driven.

    It's easy to laugh at heavy metal melodrama, but these exaggerations (in music and movies and comics and whatever) serve a purpose as a safe outlet (and an inspiration) for emotion. Worked on (and for) me, apparently.

    It's good to see -- and it's even better to affirm that I can indeed grow out of certain things.

    Now, back to the metal.

    Saturday, May 30, 2009

    Keeping up the Flickr account


    I continue to post photos from Beijing to my Flickr stream. I tend to post a little more promptly to Facebook, but most of them make it up to Flickr eventually.

    If you're interested at all in these, I hope you enjoy.

    Photographer Michael Rosen posts some thoughts about the Festival

    Michael Rosen posts on his blog some kind thoughts about the Festival.

    He concludes with this:
    "... Perhaps it's to cover up envy and a deep disappointment that Seattle leads in the erotic art festival league and that San Francisco does not even field a team."
    Read the rest here.